Y2K, Party like it's 1999
It's new years eve, 1999. Y2K ticks ever closer. You've just discovered a massive flaw in all computer code worldwide that will cause mass damage, unless you can upload the patch to prevent the bug kicking in.
Unfortunately your younger sibling who is here for the holidays has been messing with your PC. So here you are ready with the fix to upload but your computer isn't quite as ready?
Find the pieces to get your modem connected and login. Get that patch uploaded before the clock hits midnight or nothing will ever be the same...